Green Eggs And Hamlet

My name is Llama, and I am your God.

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carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

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thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

oh

this never gets old

I give you,The Dresden Files

  • Molly: I'm sorry, but it sounded like you said, "Cult of porn-star sorceresses."
  • Dresden: Yeah

Bad things kept happening to me. It was high fucking time I started happening to them.

—Harry Dresden in Cold Days by Jim Butcher (via irrlichtern)

That’s my Knight <3

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munkyboywndr:

you can accurately pinpoint the moment gamagori falls in love with mako

(kill la kill, episode 11 [x])

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