Green Eggs And Hamlet

My name is Llama, and I am your God.

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via byzantine-love-machine)

sleepingrogue:

remember when dylan sprouse’s nudes were leaked and everyone was outraged

yeah me neither

probably don’t remember that because of all the posts thanking the girl who did it
and because the nudes were all over tumblr

(via commanderabutt)

commanderabutt:

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

I’m of course glad people are calling this bullshit (“to look is an act of sexual violence” is pushing it though, but why didn’t we see this kinda reaction for Dylan Sprouse?

I’m just curious.

dr-archeville:


"I’d like to find a corpus of writing from children in a non-self-selected sample (e.g. handwritten letters to the president from everyone in the same teacher’s 7th grade class every year)—and score the kids today versus the kids 20 years ago on various objective measures of writing quality. I’ve heard the idea that exposure to all this amateur peer practice is hurting us, but I’d bet on the generation that conducts the bulk of their social lives via the written word over the generation that occasionally wrote book reports and letters to grandma once a year, any day."

xkcd: Writing Skills [x]

dr-archeville:

"I’d like to find a corpus of writing from children in a non-self-selected sample (e.g. handwritten letters to the president from everyone in the same teacher’s 7th grade class every year)—and score the kids today versus the kids 20 years ago on various objective measures of writing quality. I’ve heard the idea that exposure to all this amateur peer practice is hurting us, but I’d bet on the generation that conducts the bulk of their social lives via the written word over the generation that occasionally wrote book reports and letters to grandma once a year, any day."

xkcd: Writing Skills [x]

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